Blow Jobs in History

Let me emphasize that while giving oral sex you also flaunt and increase your female power. Women’s history is silent on the subject of our sexual ploys, but history gives us rumors. When women were routinely oppressed, you know they had their wiles, which are
buried in silence.

*Catherine the Great would blow an officer in her royal bedroom and then exile the man to a remote part of Russia so she wouldn’t have to face a subject she’d gone down on.

*The Duchess of Windsor had studied every way to give sexual pleasure in the Orient before she met and got the sap running through the King of England. Rumor had it that she learned butterfly movements with both her love muscle and her throat.

*Cleopatra put stars in the eyes of two rulers of the known world, Caesar and Mark Anthony. In ancient relief sculptures you see the asp right up at her lips and she’s smiling. (Caesar was so gone on the Queen of Egypt, he took her back to Rome at one point and had her unrolled from an Oriental carpet to display her full beauty.) Among Cleopatra’s nicknames were “The great swallower” and “She of the wide mouth.” She was said to have gone down on a hundred men during a single dinner party.

*What was Elizabeth I really doing to Sir WalterRaleigh when she received him in privacy and, as legend has it, bowed down, stiff gown and all, in front of him? Something that bonded them and made her so jealous that she spurned him when he wed a lady-in-waiting. It was also said she sported with men without ever taking off her clothes. B-l-o-w
j-o-b!

*Eleanor of Aquitaine was so snowed by her distant relative Raymond that she didn’t want to come back from the Crusades. It was rumored that her intimacy with Raymond was very close, but not of a sort to produce babies. Discreet chroniclers recorded that Eleanor got on her knees and gave the Crusader a kiss: that’s baiser, one French slang word for oral sex. Another is tailler la pipe, or “to sharpen a pipe.”

*In tender letters to Josephine, Napoleon rhapsodized about their oral sex (both ways). It’s come to light that he may have divorced her because she extended her favors to other men.

Two prime examples of fellatio in architectural detail date from the same medieval period in India, around the 10th to 12th century. This is one of many erotic practices openly exhibited in the sculptures of a famous and beautiful temple at Konarak, on the Bay of Bengal.
They honor the sun god Surya. The stone friezes in the many temples at Khajureho, a capital of Tantric yoga, are lush with depictions of sexual positions. The stone is so sensual and lush as to be arousing.

Realize Your Power in the Bedroom
An English colonel’s wife spoke in shocked terms about the shocking things the Duchess of Windsor did to the abdicated King of England without even removing her clothes. She got her man and kept him happy through a long marriage. The Duchess was also supposed to have a fluttering climax that drove the Duke wild.
Then there was Theodora, a prostitute in Byzantium whose skills at fellatio were discovered by the Emperor Justinian. Theodora’s repertory of skills including fellatio made her Queen of Byzantium. We’re talking serious monogamy too. After Justinian
married her, all the prostitutes who knew Theodora’s past were forced to marry within a year to protect the Queen’s reputation.
How did someone like the Duchess of Windsor learn? From a good sexual mentor while her first husband was stationed in China. Masters and Johnson were helpful when they were practical: do this, do that, because it feels wonderful. I am going to instruct you in ways of holding the shaft, caressing different parts of his genitalia, timing, mental imaging, use of mouth and tongue, posture, accessory massage, breathing, hygiene, and
many other immediately useful points. What I love most about this subject is that it equalizes the young and old, comely and homely, vivacious and quiet. Nearly every woman can develop her expertise at oral sex, and grow to love it more and more.

(excerpts taken from "The Ultimate Guide to Oral Sex: How to give a man mind blowing pleasure.)

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